TASUKETE! travis - anonymous internet therapy
You don't know what to do with your life. I, on the other hand, do. Girl troubles? (Little) boy troubles? Daddy issues? Hair growing in places that you never thought it was supposed to? To find the answers to these questions, as well as a variety of other trials, tribulations, conundrums, and quandaries, simply submit your question (anonymously, if you like, and I'm sure you do) and I'll be on the case.
DISCLAIMER: I strongly advise that you do not take my word as "gospel." I am merely a loser, perhaps lesser or greater than yourself, who likes to give what I feel to be pretty damn good advice. I mean, if I told you to jump off of a bridge, you wouldn't, right?
Oh, and...anime.
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I like this guy but he is extremely obsessed with anime (especially pokemon).
And he has a girlfriend.
What do I do?
(I'm in highschool.)Asked by Anonymous
Wait, why is there a “but” before the “extremely obsessed with anime (especially pokemon)” part?
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE DEALING WITH HERE?
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how do i become goku then?!
Asked by Anonymous
Charge suspense-fully for an innumerable amount of episodes.
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what would you suggest i do then, son?
Asked by Anonymous
Your best bet, obviously, is to be an anime character. Maybe Goku. He’s pretty cool. I bet you’d make a lot of money if you were Goku.
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i am disappointed in you, son.
do you think prostitution would be a good idea in order to get some moolah?Asked by Anonymous
NEVAR
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if i had money i would give it to you because i admire your wonderful advice service ~so so much~, but the reason i'm asking for money in the first place is 'coz i gots none!
NOW GIVE ME SOMEAsked by Anonymous
This simply isn’t going to work out.
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can you give me some money? i'm kinda desperate. thanks
Asked by Anonymous
Psh, me give you money? I’m the one handing out the advice, ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU. You think I do this for free? Well, I do. To make a long story short, I AIN’T GOT NO MONEY, AND YOU AIN’T GIVIN’ ME THE MONEY YOU GOT.
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I visit Japan and I still came back white. Wat happened?
Asked by Anonymous
You have failed tremendously in your journey, young one. Either accept your fate and find comfort in the fact that you shall forever be white or return to your hopes and dreams to try again.
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HELP! I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN TWO GUYS! ONE IS 8 YEARS OLDER, BUT IS SWEET AND THE OTHER I'VE KNOWN FOR YEARS, IS MY AGE, BUT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TREAT GIRLS LIKE OBJECTS. WHO'S MR RIGHT?
Asked by Anonymous
But seriously, I don’t think I can give this question a real answer until you post your age.
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is this actually serious? are you interested in giving serious advice? it's hard to tell, i mean.. it was advertised in weaboobies, after all.
Asked by Anonymous
Advice is only as serious as the question!
